My wife said: If you buy more succulents, I will divorce you...

My wife said if I buy meat again, she will punish me to kneel on a durian

Succulent friend @偏安一偶 likes to grow succulents. When I first raised one or two pots, my wife 54 was very supportive. But now I have raised 200 pots and I am being punished to kneel down on a durian.

If you are not allowed to raise them indoors, we have countermeasures despite the policy. We can just build a shed in the yard and plant them in the ground, right? (Trick: Fortunately, I wrote off the expensive goods when I submitted the bill)

Husband: With the money you spend on a durian, you can buy a lot of succulents. Durian is gone once you eat it, but succulents can be seen for a lifetime and can even give birth to babies! Wife: Then kneel down in front of the keyboard!

Once you enter the meat pit, it's as deep as the sea, and 10 red tickets will be scattered with the wind

My succulent friend @左珥说爱你 has been into it for two years, from one pot to ten pots, from ten pots to dozens of pots, and then to hundreds of pots. Just a few days ago, he couldn't stop himself and bought 1,000 pots.

Looking at the thousands of pots of meat bought by a succulent friend reminded Yaoyao of the past. Just because she fell in love with a pot of Bear's Paw, she fell into the meat pit and didn't want to climb out at all. (Don't stop me)

Every time you hesitate to buy succulents, remember to ask yourself two questions: Will you go bankrupt if you buy them? Will you get rich if you don’t buy it? Then I thought it through and bought it for the last time.

I moved succulents upstairs and downstairs, and my neighbors said I was crazy

Succulent friend @星王子 has too many succulents at home. In order to add color to them, it takes him dozens of minutes every morning to move them out and dozens of minutes to move them in at night.

Moving the succulents in and out every day can not only dry them but also exercise my body. However, every time I stare at the succulents in a daze, my neighbors will say I'm crazy. (Is he smiling foolishly?)

Meat lover: Actually, I admit that people say I am crazy. Otherwise, why would I spend so much money on meat? If you add up the money I have spent on meat over the years, it would be enough to buy a car!

Don't pick on me for being too chubby. I'll give in if we have a fight.

Succulent friend @吃成长欢乐喽 originally wanted to buy a few pots of flowers to decorate his new home after getting married, but he was unexpectedly attracted by the small and plump figure of succulents.

Later, I grew more and more succulents at home, and all of them became my treasures. If I had a quarrel with my husband one day, the succulents would be my "hostages". In order to protect them from being harmed, I had to give in first.

Succulent friends: For the sake of succulents, I’ll give in first, but if you dare to touch them, I’ll never let you go! ! !

After raising succulents, life becomes...

Just like the above succulent lovers, since they got into the succulent industry, they have been raising more and more succulents, but their wallets are getting smaller and smaller, and...

I love taking photos more and more: the succulents are growing, take photos! The succulents have turned color, take a picture! The succulent fairy is here, take a picture, take a picture! Be sure to save the photo for record so you can post a comparison photo later.

Becoming more and more diligent: Since I started growing succulents, I prune the roots, pick the leaves, change the pots and soil, and move them around to get some sun. All my previous laziness has been cured, and we are all diligent people.

More and more like a demigod: Since I started raising succulents, I pay more and more attention to the weather. Sunny days are suitable for drying succulents, but don't bother when it rains or snows. I will make sure to arrange the succulents properly.