After seeing these names of roses, I just want to kill the person who named them

After seeing these names of roses, I just want to kill the person who named them

Bad implication

The heritage flowers are beautiful.

But the name...

It really has some bad implications!
Gray Wednesday feels like the name,
Buy it back.

Wednesdays from now on will be very gloomy...

(Author: Shui Yingying's Frost Light Source: Rose Bar)
Planet, planet, evil star,
The homophones in Chinese are always very helpless.
My mother always wants to throw away the planet that Huahua raised.
What can I do? I'm desperate too!

(Author: fayefaye315 Source: Stepping on Flowers)

18+ novels

Taboo Senses Every time Huahua sees this name,
They are considered taboo organs...

What is temptation?
Tempt you~

(Author: Elegant Maomaomao Source: Rose Bar)
First night, first night, etc.
simply……

(Author: xixioyona Source: Rose Bar)
The charming cup flower is actually very beautiful.
It's just that the name really leaves Huahua speechless.
Could the people who came up with the name or translated it be a little more serious?

(Author: Chanxiu Huayuan Source: Potted Rose Bar)
The woman's legacy doesn't know why,
Seeing this name,
There is always a creepy feeling.

Violent

Although scratching a beautiful woman's face may seem violent at first glance,
But in reality,
Scratching a beauty's face describes the bloodstains on a beauty's face.

Your eyes you are my eyes~
Please raise your hands if you are humming unconsciously!

The Scarlet Fairy inexplicably thought of a horror movie...

(Author: Miss Snail o Source: Rose Bar)
Kuaiquan is obviously a gentle girl.
result……
Throw a quick punch...

(Author: Cultivating Flowers and Cultivating Mind Source: Walking on Flowers)
Get rich at one stroke every time I see,
Huahua felt that it was a fatal blow...

Shiba has a street fighter feel.
Ha ha ha ha,
Obviously pink is very gentle!

(Author: yxqlx418 Source: Rose Bar)

Relatives

Aunt Maji, Aunt Maji,
Every time Huahua would reflect on Aunt Mazi or something...

For your family/go home with you/IKEA, this translation is also drunk,
Especially IKEA.
Is that free advertising?

Is the landlord planning to let Huahua and his colleagues play Landlord?
Such a festive color!

Sentimental

Every time I see this name,
Huahua felt that it had not finished.
I want to say something but I hesitate. ,

Love song oops~
Is this a love song sung to Huahua?

Foodie

For Huahua, a foodie, strawberry almond cake is
This name is simply criminal!
What to do if you want to eat it every time you see it!

(Author: biubiubiu Source: Walking on Flowers)
Marbled beef is real.
If Huahua had this kind of rose at home,
I guess I’ll eat hotpot every day!

<<:  Hurry, these flowers will die if they are exposed to the sun. Move them indoors quickly.

>>:  Their flowers are blooming so vigorously, there are only flowers everywhere, it’s hard to find leaves!

Recommend

The difference between Xianfeng grass and Bidens pilosa

1. Differences in stems Xianfeng grass is an annu...

The difference between Hanlan and Jianlan

1. Differences between bulbs The pseudobulb of Cy...

Can crabapple cuttings survive?

1. Can it be inserted alive? Begonia cuttings can...

What to do if camellia leaves are frostbitten

1. Determine the degree of frostbite After the ca...

Cultivation methods and precautions of Purple Bead Grass

How to cultivate purple bead grass Light and temp...

How to grow mango seeds in pots

1. Fruit core processing Scrape the flesh outside...

How to prune small golden dates

When to prune the small golden dates It is best t...

Monstera Pruning

1. Prune diseased leaves When the Monstera has ye...

Vegetable planting management guide in March

March is a critical period for spring vegetable p...

How to grow chamomile

How to sow chamomile Seed sowing is suitable for ...

How to prune the dragon beard tree

When to prune the dragon beard tree There is no s...

Can Jaboticola trees be planted in Hunan?

Can Jaboticola trees be grown in Hunan? Jaboticab...

How to grow lip orchid

The growth environment of lip orchid The location...